Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Viva Las Vegas?

One of my favorite chick rockers was booed of a Las Vegas stage this week for giving praise to Michael Moore's "F9/11".  Linda Ronstadt called Moore a "great American patriot" and "someone who is spreading the truth" during a performance at the Aladdin venue on Saturday.  The drunks in the casino and the owner flipped out.  She was escrted off the premises. 
 
Michael Moore's response to the inccident was something I've been waiting for him to say since I saw the film.  "Invite her back and I'll join her in singing America the Beautiful on your stage," he said.
"Then I will show Fahrenheit 9/11 free of charge to all your guests and anyone else in Las Vegas who wants to see it."  Yeah!  Go get 'em, Mikey!

Now he's pushing it!

I hope you all read the papers today.  Our fearless leader, George W. Bush, is now implying our old pals Iran might have been involved in the Sept. 11th attacks.   
 
Here's the quote from bbcnews:
Bush said Iran, which he branded part of an "axis of evil" along with Iraq and North Korea, was "harboring al Qaeda leadership." But Bush said the case was not closed. "We will continue to look and see if the Iranians were involved... As to direct connections with Sept. 11, we're digging into the facts to determine if there was one," he said.
 
 If this man wins the election...well, lets just make sure he doesn't.  

Monday, June 28, 2004

I'm not sure what i'm going to do with this yet...

I ran across this old piece last night and I was wondering if you guys had any comments.



Meet me on 7th

I can see you all the way down the block. When you reach the toy store you finally see me, too. You smile and tilt your head (I love how you mimic the dog). Shoulders relaxing now, you stop and let me come to you.

I love the way you watch me.

A few seconds later, I’m in your arms and you’re bending to meet my face. I want you to hug me harder, but I know you will not. You think I’m fragile. You think we’re all fragile. I reach up and put my hand on your neck and pull you in. I am stronger than you. Our faces meet and now we’re ready.

The city swirls around us. People applaud while others jeer and I just can’t stop the burning in my cheeks. Our kisses erase hours of work and doubt and loneliness. I can’t help but think, as my tongue meets yours, that this is why all these people are in this wretched city. They’ve come to see us become lovers on their block.

I can see you all the way down the block. When you reach the toy store you finally see me, too. You smile and tilt your head (I love how you mimic the dog). Shoulders relaxing now, you stop and let me come to you.

“Hey, how’s it going?”

I give you a high five and pretend I’m not thinking how nice it would be if we all lived in my head.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

KPF

Your Princess would like to take the opportunity to say that in 2 years nothing has been more fun in NYC than KPF. The mixture of karoke and poetry is so fraking cool. Yours truly got to sing "Wanted Dead or Alive". And for my first time on stage, I think i did pretty well. Kudos to Daniel Nester for being the sweetest host ever. If you kids ever see an ad for KPF in the future, please go. You will not regret it.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Ahhh, these new tricks...

Feel free to comment away people. Whole Lot O Puddin' is open to the public!

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Sountrack to Freedom

I watched a great documentary the other day about the abolition of Apartheid. It concentrated on the power of song. I was trying to come up with some new music to lead our revolution this year. So far, all I could come up with is Patti Smith's "Ghandi" which still makes my body tingle. Got any good ideas?

Fahrenheit 9/11

Hey kiddies,

The new Michael Moore joint is set to drop on June 25th in the states. I think its rather appropriate to get the masses nice and wound up before the RNC. A thought, the last election proved theres very little we can do to stop evil from taking over the country. What new plans are being hatched to ensure a Republican victory?

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Super Contest No. 1

Ever wonder what it would take to spend an entire day with a princess? Here's your chance!

From May 29th (that's right now!) until June 6th (a week from now), Whole Lot O' Puddin' is sponsoring a contest that can win you a date with Princess Bibbi! No lie, homie. You can hang out with the Princess for an entire day! Here's how:

In Haiku form, tell us what you would do to help the Princess change the world. Yep, that's it. That's all you have to do. No credit card charges, jousting, or first born promises. The winner will be personally selected by the High Priestess of Krack.

Get out your quills children! Submit your haiku as a comment to this post and cross your fingers.

Check this out

Go out right now and rent "Uncle Saddam".

Bush Haiku No. 1

Do you have blacks, too?
We order out of chaos.
What did he just say?

Monday, May 24, 2004

The Princess has been given a voice

Well, children of the corn, your faithful princess has been given a space to post her rants, blessings, and FYI spots. This should be fun.