Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Last night my assistant Joe and I went to see Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. We felt were the last of the cool people to not have an opinion on the film. Despite urgings from everyone we know, we were virgins to this movie for too long. We went, we saw, and laughed our asses off! Here's the official word from your High Princess of FUNK:


1. If you are from New Jersey, Pennsylvania, or Ohio and in your young adult years GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

2. If you love Cheech and Chong movies but can't understand some of the humor due to the time period GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

3. If you avoid seeing comedies that star minorites because the jokes are self deprecating and make you want to kill the first White person you see GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

4. If you are under the influence of a controlled substance for the love of Reese's Pieces, man GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

5. If life is hard and you want, no, need to laugh for 88 minutes GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

6. If you have had sex with a male prostitute who has had sex with a prostitute from Haiti prior to 1977 GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

Be warned however, immediately following this movie Joe and I hopped a train to Brooklyn to munch on some White Castle!