Super Contest No. 1

Ever wonder what it would take to spend an entire day with a princess? Here's your chance!

From May 29th (that's right now!) until June 6th (a week from now), Whole Lot O' Puddin' is sponsoring a contest that can win you a date with Princess Bibbi! No lie, homie. You can hang out with the Princess for an entire day! Here's how:

In Haiku form, tell us what you would do to help the Princess change the world. Yep, that's it. That's all you have to do. No credit card charges, jousting, or first born promises. The winner will be personally selected by the High Priestess of Krack.

Get out your quills children! Submit your haiku as a comment to this post and cross your fingers.

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Bush Haiku No. 1

Do you have blacks, too?
We order out of chaos.
What did he just say?

The Princess has been given a voice

Well, children of the corn, your faithful princess has been given a space to post her rants, blessings, and FYI spots. This should be fun.